Thursday, July 23, 2009

Sister Logical & Sister Mathematical

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.

4 comments:

eddie dewanaga said...

hehehe... kelakar!

ingatkan jadi apa tadi, tapi nun tu terus cabut!
nice job vee!

nita said...

mmmm..
hahaha!
memang logik tu dik..

pandainyerr memperdaya..

mmmm..
Vee sihat..?
semoga hari ni lebih ceria dari semalam, okeh :)

♥ Juliana Violet ♥ said...

Eddie,
Tu lah pasal.Things which could make us laugh and happy, we shld ahare together aite?
:)

Sis-nita,
Thanks. Alhamdulillah. Hari nie lebih baik dari semalam. Thanks sis...
=)

LotsOfLove said...

Haluu Sweety..
Hw r u today?
Hope ya doin well ok..
Senyum sikit..
Hehe..

Ni kisah 2 'insan' yang bercakap berdasarkan siapa diri mereka. Mcm jugak seorang doktor cakap sal pesakitnya dan Accountant ckp sal duit2 yg hilang..
huhu.. xde kaitan..

ok Vee,
u happy ok..